![]() I been in this bargain bin forever.ĭespicable Bear: Nobody would want to buy you.ĭespicable Bear: You heard me. Wiz: Alright the combatants are set its time to end this debate once and for all.īoomstick: It’s time for a Death Battle!!!īuddy: Sigh 5 months straight and nobody brought me. Wiz: he also has bows, harpoons, katana, a whip, can make Tornadoes, has an alien blaster and has his own droid.īoomstick: Yeah, He’s also durable too he got his own face sliced off but he’s still alive. Wiz: like with Buddy, Bear has a lot of weapons too, like reap guns, magic cards, goblin bombs, a golden trident and psy blades.īoomstick: he also has loads of fire arms and explosives, like the Beretta, an Uzi, an M16, a bazooka, a taser, a flamethrower, needle bombs and plasma grenades! Hey you try to make an origin story for this guy ok. So everyone had enough and used a lot of shit to beat him up. ![]() He pushes granny’s off cliffs, steal candy from babies, blow up orphanages, is a pervert and a straight up dick. Wiz: The is no origin for this character so uh Boomstick.īoomstick: I’m on. But he’s still an annoying idiot that won’t shut up. Since the Buddybot’s objective is to well kill buddy I reprogrammed it to help him in this fight.,īoomstick: With all these crazy weapons he’s also pretty speedy since he’s fast enough to run across the screen and fast enough to escape the guillotine. Wiz: He also has the power of the gods like tornadoes, balls of lightning, summon a hail storm, rain asteroids summon a man eating plant, spawn creepers, a ice pick axe, reap guns, a tank, has a plant sword, summon a dragon and his robot the Buddybot. Wiz: he also a maces, swords, a crossbow, nunchucks, buzzsaws, a harpoon, a Discoball, and huge wide of explosives.īoomstick: Like the F1 grenade, missiles, a rocket launcher, land mines, bombs, a cluster bomb, banana bomb, a M18 Claymore, a giant time bomb and the Holy hand grenade! He also has a harvester and Rc graters and for some reason he uses food as weapons. He has loads of guns like the Beretta pistol, an uzi, a Thompson machine gun, an Ak-47, an SPAS-12, the bushmaster, a heckler & Koch and a Damn pirate cannon! But aside from that we’ll be giving him the weapons we used on him so he can have a fighting chance. Wiz: that seemed smart at first but then he was attacked by a bird, fish, a lumberjack after wearing a log to fix himself, blown up by a mine, attacked by birds again and met the devil himself and sent back to the executioner.īoomstick: Damn what rotten luck. So he emptied his head and got the hell out of there. Wiz: The origins of Buddy is pretty straight forward being bought by this executioner.īoomstick: Yeah so he can kill him over and over and pretty much all the time. Wiz: And it’s our job to analyze their weapons armor and skill to find out who would win a Death Battle. Wiz: And Despicable Bear the most annoying mobile app character. Wiz: When it comes to Mobile app characters they can be as iconic as the Angry Birds or annoying like our today’s combatants so let’s make them fight to them death. ![]() ( the improved score card is made by lord of chaos ) ( warning minor cursing if you’re easily offended then leave the post right now )
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